February 2012
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"Blaggot"
African-American homosexual
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theonlyfreespirit asked: wait, I live about an hr from chardon too? where do you live?
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I live less than an hour away
From Chardon High School.
My thoughts and prayers go out to the victims and families involved.
Bro, you better wear a condom. I heard she fucked Lumberg!
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Sex, drugs, and rock n roll
Aids, crack, and techno
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A man is never truly drunk if he can lie on the floor without holding on.
– Joe E. Lewis
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BRAND NEW BRAND NEW BRAND NEW
For those of you who haven’t heard, they’re going into the studio at the end of April and are hoping to release a new album by late 2012!
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There’s nothing sadder than the beginning of a handjob.
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Things I love the most Volume 1
Playing Brand New at the bar and watching people who’ve never heard them before nodding their heads and tapping their feet.
I've had a gimp walk all day today
Birthday sex with a redhead when I’m really drunk = no bueno.
grade-a-cunt asked: I'm late on this buttttt happy birthday:) lol.
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I've said it before, I'll say it again
NO MORE RED HEADS!!!
I can’t walk :(
Even though I'm at work on my birthday
I’m having such an awesome day!!
HUGE fucking party at my house later tonight too!! At least 40 people coming and everyone is bringing a bottle, a case of beer, or both.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEE!
Oh yeah and these people too:
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Paris Hilton
Jerry O’Connell
Billie Joe Armstrong (Green Day)
Denise Richards
Larry The Cable Guy
Michael Jordan
Oh hey guys
30 minutes until my birthday
nbd
(send n00dz)
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Roses are red,
Violet are blue,
I’d write you a love poem,
But fuck that shit.
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I’m only spending Valentine’s Day alone because I had plans with Whitney Houston, but she’s not returning my texts.
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The crabs on my herpes have gonorrhea. Happy Valentines Day
Is Nicki Minaj in the Illuminati?
Serious question folks
Don't look at it as losing followers.
Look at it as gaining those who no longer follow you.
Listening to the Foo Fighters because that's how I...